turdsmirk 

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

turdsmirk by BoomScooter November 19, 2009

Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.

Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"

Turdmiration by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

turdsmith 

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

turdsmith by R.H. December 31, 2007

Turdstick 

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

Turdstick by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

Turdsickle 

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

Turdsickle by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

turdstick 

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

turdstick by hairymonkey July 20, 2003