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In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.
Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."
Port by TheRIGHTsiderowing October 21, 2010
I ported the mod from Invision Power Board to vBulletin.
port by dOoBiX May 4, 2006
Short for Newport, a menthol cigarette that is popular because it is known to boost your high when you smoke weed.
Stoner 1:"Hey, can I bum a cigarette?"
Stoner 2:"Yeah. Want a Port?"
Stoner 1:"Hell yeah!"
Port by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
The left hand side of any naval vessel, so named because during old times, when docking, it was the side facing the docks themselves, sometomes called larboard.
Open the port jet control. Cut the hydraulics. (Kaylee is firefly - Pilot Episode)
Port by Lord Butterknife December 26, 2005
In the sport of crew (rowing) port is from the perspective of the rower on the right side of the racing shell (or left hand side from the perspective of the coxswain). Port oars are usally marked by a red marking somewhere on them. Port is usally stroke while starboard is bow.
Larry is stroke so he's a port but in the event the boat is starboard rigged his 7 seat Thomas will stroke.
Port by Rower111 May 24, 2009
aka. (from port to starboard) Come to the dark side
port by Sam1993 June 9, 2011