Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
by biggahniggah February 15, 2019
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A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"
Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.
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You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
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The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.
Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.
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The place where eharmony and Ancestry.com go together
Hey Cousin since we are at Alabama, I have a surprise for you.
by VinnytheRAT November 21, 2019
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Habsburgs. What the Habsburgs did for a millennium.
The Habsburgs committed alot of Alabama
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