Turdish

noun.

Hailing from Istanbowel, Turdish (aka Turdie) was once the star of the "Toxic Avenger" film series before growing fickle with the demands of fame. While he no longer is in the film industry, his proud sense of self remains, and he a reputation of being somewhat of a diva. In his spare time he can often be found "maxing and relaxing" by enjoying various spa activies including Diet Coke baths, Rocher Candy Balls, and listening to deepak chopra.

Has anyone seen Turdish today? They're showing a marathon of his films on the Sci-Fi network.

Turdish! Hide anything you don't want seen! I'm coming in the bathroom to get some Rocher Candy Balls!

by berr-ah December 9, 2008

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

Turkish Arm-Wrestle

When you prove your self to be bad ass.

Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle

by GooseDuckMan October 5, 2018

turkishtam

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.

“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”

by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020