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noun.

Hailing from Istanbowel, Turdish (aka Turdie) was once the star of the "Toxic Avenger" film series before growing fickle with the demands of fame. While he no longer is in the film industry, his proud sense of self remains, and he a reputation of being somewhat of a diva. In his spare time he can often be found "maxing and relaxing" by enjoying various spa activies including Diet Coke baths, Rocher Candy Balls, and listening to deepak chopra.
Has anyone seen Turdish today? They're showing a marathon of his films on the Sci-Fi network.

Turdish! Hide anything you don't want seen! I'm coming in the bathroom to get some Rocher Candy Balls!
Turdish by berr-ah December 9, 2008
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Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.
Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

Turkish Battleship 

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary
Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Arm-Wrestle 

When you prove your self to be bad ass.
Oh damn... Jimmy Just killed a man with his fist and the man had a gun.
Jimmy is quite the badass he won the Turkish Arm-Wrestle

turkishtam 

A legend. Turkishtam, also known as “bossman” or just “Tam” is one of the UK’s finest treasures. He can get any woman he wants and is a man of pure talent. Football. Boxing. Acting. Academic. Good looking. Turkish. Good at cutting doner and an absolute unit.
“Hey, isn’t that TurkishTam?”
turkishtam by GreenCh1ef October 3, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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