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Turdasm

A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.
"Those four beef and bean burritos gave me a turdasm!"
by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009
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Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.
Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.
by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010
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turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.
"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."
by BoomScooter November 19, 2009
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turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.
"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
by hampollo December 5, 2011
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turdamisu

A problem or situation with several shitty parts to deal with. Like a tiramisu, but instead of layers of sweet dessert, it's just layers and layers of turd.
"Yes, my ex-wife wrecked her car, but that's just the first level of this turdamisu. Now she can't work, needs me to cover our kids math lessons, and I just got my hours cut back."
by Mr. Snyder April 14, 2020
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turdsmell

turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.
I was broken hearted when my wife crashed my beloved turdsmell into the back of a honda civic.
by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011
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Turdgasm

Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
Roberto: Dude...

Fernando: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Alejandro: I just had a Turdgasm...
by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010
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