playing smacky mouth

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.
Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.
by Cranberry Bob February 08, 2020
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"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.
"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"
by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021
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Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
by Cranberry Bob December 02, 2019
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Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
by Cranberry Bob December 26, 2019
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went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.
The Trump campaign went tits up.
by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020
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subordinate Claus

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.
Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.
by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019
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Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.
We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.
by Cranberry Bob May 07, 2020
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