76 definitions by Cranberry Bob

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.
My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.
by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021
An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.
Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.
by Cranberry Bob November 29, 2019
When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.
by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021
B-I-N-G-O is a song about a dog named Bingo.
There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And Bingo was his name-o.
by Cranberry Bob May 24, 2020
A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.
Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.
by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020
Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.
Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.
by Cranberry Bob January 15, 2020
GFPO stands for "Good For Parts Only." This refers to a hopeless patient
I'm afraid that Millicent is GFPO. She's a hopeless case.
by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019