Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.
Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.
When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.
Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.
An immoral Cajun woman.
Florene slept with half of the football team, and th other half felt left out; she was a heaux.
Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.
Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.
I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.
A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.