turdimwit

a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd

Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Turdidity

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.

"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"

by Zzlorp October 12, 2008

turdsmith

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

by R.H. December 31, 2007

turdwit

A person with the accumulative wit, and intelligence as week old solid excrement.

Person A: Doop!
Person B: What a turdwit!

by Heggy October 29, 2006

Turdmite

A term meaning "little shit", referring to an annoying person.

"Will you please shut up and stop being such a turdmite".

by Hoffmael May 17, 2014

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017