Mississippi

Wow that hoe is a Mississippi
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It is common for children in the United States to count "One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi" during informal football games and hide and seek to approximate counting by seconds.
"One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, three-Mississippi..."
by dduelec February 21, 2009
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To all of the people who think Mississippi is a bad state.

Mississippi is not full of just rednecks and whatever else you call us. We arn't racist. We get along just like any other state would. Just because we go mud riding, have parties every weekend, cookouts, and like to hang out with friends around town, doesn't mean we have nothing better to do; that's just how we have fun. We arn't uneducated either. Just because we don't have the best schools doesn't mean we're stupid. And for those of you who don't like the word "ya'll", I'm sorry. People just say that down here.

I've lived here for 8 years and love it. I would never say anything bad about it no matter what. So to all of you people who live in Washington or Vermont, shut up. If you've never been to the state don't post a definition about Mississippi.
Mississippi is my home. I love it.
by Michael's girl July 19, 2007
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The most descriminated state in the entire United States.

One of the friendliest states; full of old people who love saying hi and young people who love to have fun.

Full of fat people, but the hot skinny ones make up for it.

Full of many educated people who are deemed stupid because of southern accents.

Mississippi is no longer racist, or the many blacks wouldn't get along so well side by side with the whites.

A great place to visit during the spring and fall, and even winter.

Has one of the best schools in the nation (Biloxi High, blue ribbon school).
Dude, Mississippi is so backwoods redneck, man. They're so stupid.

Man, you're living in the past.
by Stephanie9812 February 22, 2009
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This is considered to be the most redneck place on earth,(actually a landmass between two other places). To some this is the hottest place you can go, so don't be surprised if you step foot into Mississippi and think that you're in hell.
This desert is a mississippi
by Hot mississippian October 05, 2017
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"Nobody goes to Mississippi...Who really says, I've got two weeks paid vacation, let's spend 'em in Biloxi!"

-Lewis Black
by X-S~ June 27, 2004
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A Gulf Coast state that is full of rednecks, hicks, sisterfuckers, and bums. It was also home for the first and only President of the Confederacy, Jefferson Davis. Their culture is so pathetic its state flag has the confederate flag on the upper-left corner of it and in 2001 a new non-redneck flag was proposed and brought to voters to decide and it was beaten very easily so you can't argue that the state has changed since the 19th century.
Mississippian: MISSISSIPPI WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE U.S. AND THE CONFEDERACY WILL BE RESTORED!!!
Me: Go ahead, you assholes make the U.S. look bad anyway so nobody’s going to complain or try to stop you.
by Anti-Yid Clyde January 01, 2007
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