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A Gran is an old lady. Gran's often play online games and are extremely good at them!
omg gran! you just whiped out their entire team
Gran by Gran March 28, 2005
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This really hot, funny and sweet guy that Hilai has a crush on.
"Gran: Hey Hilai, do you get butterflies when you talk to me?
Hilai: ummm, yyyeeaaaaa
Gran: Oh ok.... well.....i really need to shave!
Hilai: Wtf?!"
Gran by Hilai January 8, 2009
You mums mum, if you don’t know who it’s that one that makes a shit ton of food and most of them are probably dead.
You’re gran failed her chemotherapy.
Gran by Doikster December 19, 2019
Your mums old wrinkled female mate, her mum, she always makes too much fucking food the fat shit and is about 0.84728273 seconds away from dying.
Gran by Doikster December 19, 2019

Gran Turismo 4

A racing video game for ps2 with over 600 cars, over 60 tracks, and some ridiculously long endurance races.
Gran Turismo 4 by 5'11"Racer September 25, 2006

gran chaomalo 

When you beat someone dirty, especially with massive disrespect
MKLeo pulled a gran chaomalo on ZeRo
gran chaomalo by BadReligion42 February 2, 2017
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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