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hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

Woopmeister 

The King or master of Woop Woop! A person who parties hardy! King of parties.
Can we get a Woop Woop for the Woopmeister?!
JF is a Woopmeister!
Woopmeister by BonjourJT May 25, 2010

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.
Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'
'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

Hoormaister 

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.
What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!