hornmeister 

a female in an altered state from normal where she inflicts either physical or mental harm on those that are closest to her. It is a state somewhere between a destructive mania and insanity.

I can't believe she threw me out of the house again and immediately threw away $500 dollars of my compact discs. All I did was arrive one minute late because of an accident that occurred in front of me on the highway. What a hornmeister!

hornmeister by Stew Sobel October 22, 2006

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

Hornmonster 

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants

Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"

Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013

Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

pornmeister 

Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.

Man, you gotta check out my buddy's adult collection, he's ThePornmeister

pornmeister by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004

Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005