The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a
red t-shirt with a
star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with
blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar
Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the
right of Strong
Bad'
s email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.