British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
by nic_908 April 17, 2007
by i'd rather not December 30, 2003
by john howard April 27, 2003
his warm, erect penis slid straight into my mouth; and as i sucked faster and faster he began to cum in my mouth. i happily swallowed it and continued sucking. (i gave him nob or i was nobbing him)
by heftyclean July 08, 2009