British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."
Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007
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A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002
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A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.
by notanob November 04, 2014
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by Fat Steesh July 21, 2005
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The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
by nic_908 April 16, 2007
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The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
by Joachim Andersen October 24, 2008
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by ifee August 24, 2007
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