Hoormaister

Scots. Literally means "master of whores". Used to describe someone who associates with loose women.

What were ye doing with that trollop Susie, ya fucking hoormaister ye!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

hoormaster

Scots term for whoremaster

"You're such a hoormaster, min"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

Hoodmeister

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .

See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023