A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud”
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 13, 2023
The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors
I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man
He prefers his peas Minted
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023