hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

Hoffmeister Cadence

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

Hoodmeister

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoffmeister

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'

'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'

by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005

Homeister

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.

That kid is really Homeister.

by fatjoeh April 21, 2006

hosemastered

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.

We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.

by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

hofmeister

really cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

hofmeister is pretty sick dude

by hofmeister May 7, 2018