a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun February 20, 2004
if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.
comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
by Dirk6 June 28, 2005
A band that followed in the wake of the Grunge era. Sponge is a band out of Detroit that is still around today but is hardly noticed, with band members switching all the time, the only permanent member seems to be the frontman Vinnie Dombroski. They generated some buzz with their 1993 hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" but soon went back underground for the most part.
With that aside, they probably deserve more attention than they are getting, because they've made some amazing tunes. Overall, a band I'm glad I discovered.
by Mr. Gill June 24, 2006
A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
by Tanaka December 17, 2004
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
A useful term for the female pubic region. So called due to the spongy, springy nature of the average minge.
by spongekicker September 20, 2006