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a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket
yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
by ivor biggun February 20, 2004
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.
"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
by You Can't Kill the Metal September 05, 2007
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if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.
WTF he's a fucking sponge!
by Dirk6 June 28, 2005
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A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.
Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...
by StingRayEnock January 10, 2012
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1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.
Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.
by Iifetime September 27, 2017
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Another name for boobs. Mostly used to describe ones tits.
oh man, her sponges are so soft.
by Wallofsponges November 24, 2016
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