Tarquin

Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT

piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass

by Prokarenadol April 24, 2010

Tarquin

Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.

E.g.

Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"

by xX_420_Blaze_It_Mate_Xx April 07, 2017

Tarquin

A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.

I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.

by Magic Madam January 07, 2007

Tarquin

A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacher’s pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.

You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.

by Biggie_Cheese21 November 23, 2019

Tarquin

a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top

wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat

by cosmicboi September 29, 2020

Tarquins

Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.

Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.

Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.

by MrSmiff August 26, 2009

tarquin

A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.

I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.

by i love tarquin November 10, 2007