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Woofmeister 

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

poopmeister 

not a nice person, loser, someone who smells bad
john is a poopmeister
poopmeister by poopiedoopie February 22, 2007

The Woodmeister 

Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock
Noelia: Boy, The Woodmeister sure does have a nice big dick, I'd love to hop on it! ;)

wongmeister 

Simmilar to the actor in monk, an obsesive compulsive skinny asian man, first name must be a short american 3 letter-long name, usually begining with "D". They tend to own 5-20 computers, even though only one is used at a time. The wongmeister allways carries a bottle of hanitizer. Hard to find, as he not nocturnal, but also is rarely seen in the day, the wong feeds on super 88 foods and sometimes turtles and computer parts. Also looks like spock.
Wongmeisters are hard to find, but look hard, and you will see them lurking in the Best Buys and CompUsas.
wongmeister by Jose Rubio October 22, 2006

Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .
Hoopmeister by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

The Wonmeister 

A Legend, founder of the Original Jungle Crew, Known For Getting gyal and laying grav.
What Happened To Becky’s Hip?

-she got taken down by the Wonmeister
The Wonmeister by WelshPrince November 22, 2021