Woopmeister
Woopmeister by BonjourJT May 25, 2010
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Woofmeister
The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009
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The Woodmeister
Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock
The Woodmeister by The Woodmeister August 13, 2007
wongmeister
Simmilar to the actor in monk, an obsesive compulsive skinny asian man, first name must be a short american 3 letter-long name, usually begining with "D". They tend to own 5-20 computers, even though only one is used at a time. The wongmeister allways carries a bottle of hanitizer. Hard to find, as he not nocturnal, but also is rarely seen in the day, the wong feeds on super 88 foods and sometimes turtles and computer parts. Also looks like spock.
Wongmeisters are hard to find, but look hard, and you will see them lurking in the Best Buys and CompUsas.
wongmeister by Jose Rubio October 22, 2006
Hoopmeister
A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
Hoopmeister by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
The Wonmeister
The Wonmeister by WelshPrince November 22, 2021
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
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Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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