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Hoffmeister 

Mr Hasselhoff's official title. A term of respect when refering to 'the Hoff'
'May the Hoffmeister be with you'
'All hail the Hoffmeister'
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Hoffmeister Cadence 

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

Hoodmeister 

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.
Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

Hoffmaster

An awesome German beer drinker
Hoff - a type of hop in beer and master
Daniel is a hoffmaster
Hoffmaster by Kundertaint89 March 14, 2018

Hoffmastered 

The act of creating mupltiple outlook calendar invites, sometimes spanning long lengths of time and sending all at once. Then, periodically cancelling those meetings and sending out many more replacements.
Dude, my inbox totally just got Hoffmastered
Hoffmastered by WFM Finance November 27, 2011

Homeister 

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.
That kid is really Homeister.
Homeister by fatjoeh April 21, 2006
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