Hoffmeister
Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
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Hoffmeister Cadence
A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009
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hosemeister
1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004
Hoodmeister
An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.
Shannon: You like my hoodie?
Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.
Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?
Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.
Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?
Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009
Hoffmastered
The act of creating mupltiple outlook calendar invites, sometimes spanning long lengths of time and sending all at once. Then, periodically cancelling those meetings and sending out many more replacements.
Hoffmastered by WFM Finance November 27, 2011