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hofmeister by hofmeister May 7, 2018
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Pofmeister
Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011
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hofmeister • Hoffmeister • Hoffmeister Cadence • Homeister • homester • hitmeister • hofreiter • homeyster • Hoodmeister • Hoopmeister
hosemeister
1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004
Hoffmeister Cadence
A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.
student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"
student 1: "Sweeeet"
Hoffmeister Cadence by enraged theory student July 17, 2009
Hoodmeister
An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.
Shannon: You like my hoodie?
Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.
Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?
Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.
Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?
Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.
Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009
Hoffmeister
Hoffmeister by solongandthanks.. May 3, 2005
hitmeister
Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021