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Gentonism 

This word doesn't actually have a meaning. It's just some made up term some jerk uses while trolling newsgroups. Usually newsgroups devoted to late night talk shows. (Letterman, O'Brien, etc.)
The (lastest issue of 'Gentonist News') includes an interview with Paul Shafer and covers how he became interested in gentonism and the gentonist philosophy.
Gentonism by Amazing Rando! December 19, 2004
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Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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Genocism 

Selective attention to some cases of genocide, and conversely the discounting of others. Particularly with reference to modern America's willful blindness toward past atrocities perpetrated against minority populations (e.g. blacks, indians, etc.), and the residual effects with which members of such populations continue to struggle. Coined by Kendrick Lamar.
"The plot is bigger than me, its generational hatred.
It's genocism, it's grimy, little justification.
I'm African-American, I'm African
I'm black as the heart of a fucking Aryan
I'm black as the name of Tyrone and Darius

Excuse my french, but fuck you - no fuck y'all
That's as blunt as it gets. I know you hate me, don't you?
You hate my people, I can tell causes it's threats when I see you

I can tell cause your ways deceitful

Know I can tell because your in love with that desert eagle

Thinkin' maliciously, he get a chain then you gon bleed him"
- Kendrick Lamar, Blacker the Berry
Genocism by John? John. April 6, 2015
Unethical and illegal genetic discrimination. Term coined by the director and writer of the 1997 sci-fi film "Gattaca".
Of course, it's illegal to discriminate, 'genoism' it's called. But no one takes the law seriously. - Gattaca
Genoism by Amina Koyim August 23, 2011

Geniunism 

A sarcastic word used when someone did something very stupid.
Friend: I thought I lost my phone and looked everywhere and then realised I was on the phone with someone
Me: that’s geniunism right there.
Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths
Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022

gartonism 

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.
Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.
gartonism by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005