gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs

"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"

by neros4124 September 14, 2023

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

mastonism

The belief that furries are the worst of the worst and should be exterminated like the jews

Do you believe in MASTONISM? No, you must be a fucking furry

by PMcPerson November 27, 2017

Gastonia

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July

I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia

by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019

Gastonia Chrome

Duct Tape used to repair something on a car, truck, or motorcycle.

Origin: Gastonia, NC

Dave was in a fender bender and broke off part of his bumper. Luckily, he had some Gastonia Chrome in his trunk and was able to put it back together. Looks good as new.

by The Kenno July 27, 2021

Gastonia

(noun) a place. Known as The #Gashouse or #Gtown. A small city west of #Charlotte North Carolina where nobody wants to go...unless you are looking to score some #jank or #dogfood. It once was dubbed the nickname #LilChicago due to its extremely high crime rate but unlike the real #Chi the #Gs or #gangstas in G Town are a bunch of broke white boys peddling shitty #shards of meth to their #homeboy's girlfriends in return for a chance to catch the clap from her #swamptwat. It is the armpit of America. If you are born there, you aren't likely to ever leave but if you do escape the #trap you shouldn't ever return for any reason! They used to cruise Franklin Blvd like the #strip but nowadays the only strip you will find is suboxone. The only place in the world where everybody knows everybody, everybody fucks everybody, nobody has a good body and you are likely to #get bodied for trying to be somebody. Everybody is a snitch everybody is with ya bitch and running along side main st. Is a big ass concrete ditch.

"eew nigga, why you smell like Gastonia?*

by KingDingALing704 November 12, 2020