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Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Bannonism 

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.
Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.
Bannonism by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

Gannons Cannon 

Shelby - Sheri, what did you do last night?
Sheri- I sucked gannons cannon.
Shelby- really? was it huge?
Sheri - What do you think? its gannons cannon.
Gannons Cannon by Gannons wife November 3, 2009

Gannoning 

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.
He's getting a good gannoning.
Gannoning by Kentucky bourbon licker February 11, 2017

Gannonized 

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.
He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.
Gannonized by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005

Rich Gannons

Huge tits. A word to use with your friends to be discreet in public.
Dude, look at the Rich Gannons on that girl over there! I love it when they are so big!
Rich Gannons by Brad1976 February 5, 2008