Getonis
Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022
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GETONIT
"YO JIG!!! GETONIT" said the man fapping in the corner. His crimson coloured hand charged with the duty of holding the photo of the georgous blonde close to his face so as to imitate the intimacy needed climax in the public setting.
"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"
" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.
"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"
" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.
Related Words
Getonis • getouism • Gegonisphobia • Genonis • Gentonism • Geonism • getonese • get on it • get on somewhere • get one's kit off
Gentonism
This word doesn't actually have a meaning. It's just some made up term some jerk uses while trolling newsgroups. Usually newsgroups devoted to late night talk shows. (Letterman, O'Brien, etc.)
The (lastest issue of 'Gentonist News') includes an interview with Paul Shafer and covers how he became interested in gentonism and the gentonist philosophy.
Gentonism by Amazing Rando! December 19, 2004
Genonis
A type of disease that prohibits one from doing almost any everyday task. Very serious and uncureable. Signs of genonis include, loss of apetite, diarrhea, fatigue, loss of motativation, nausea, headache, and baby voice.
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Geonism
1. It's like a walk through a field of roses. (roses have thorns and would cut you)
2. It's like laying on a cloud. (you would fall through a cloud and die)
3. It's like drowning in ice cream. (drowning would kill you)
geonism
2. It's like laying on a cloud. (you would fall through a cloud and die)
3. It's like drowning in ice cream. (drowning would kill you)
geonism
Geonism by the breakfast February 20, 2012
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