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Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths
Yoo Getonis, help me in maths!
Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022
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A term used to denote an action of an alcoholic or sexual nature
"YO JIG!!! GETONIT" said the man fapping in the corner. His crimson coloured hand charged with the duty of holding the photo of the georgous blonde close to his face so as to imitate the intimacy needed climax in the public setting.

"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"

" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.
GETONIT by Zassix April 22, 2011

Gentonism 

This word doesn't actually have a meaning. It's just some made up term some jerk uses while trolling newsgroups. Usually newsgroups devoted to late night talk shows. (Letterman, O'Brien, etc.)
The (lastest issue of 'Gentonist News') includes an interview with Paul Shafer and covers how he became interested in gentonism and the gentonist philosophy.
Gentonism by Amazing Rando! December 19, 2004

getonese 

Noun | get - on- nēz |
The dialect of pimps, players and hustlers who enjoy full satisfaction of a woman getting on her knees.
I started speaking Getonese and shortly after she gave me the head.
getonese by Breed3290 December 17, 2017
A type of disease that prohibits one from doing almost any everyday task. Very serious and uncureable. Signs of genonis include, loss of apetite, diarrhea, fatigue, loss of motativation, nausea, headache, and baby voice.
Um sorry I can’t go on the field trip, I have genonis.
Genonis by Roxiwitani June 3, 2018
1. It's like a walk through a field of roses. (roses have thorns and would cut you)

2. It's like laying on a cloud. (you would fall through a cloud and die)

3. It's like drowning in ice cream. (drowning would kill you)

geonism
Geonism by the breakfast February 20, 2012

getouism 

someone who is undoubtedly the most sexiest, funniest and coolest person on earth toady. Someone who also has their weird moments too
Dude you’re on fire today you remind me of getouism a lot right now.
getouism by 333sh44 March 10, 2021
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