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by Xyzboy September 19, 2023
Get the gaytonism mug.An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
Get the Neo-Gastonism mug.A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Get the Neo-Gastonist mug.Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."
A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.
B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.
B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.
by IamHanFei January 15, 2021
Get the Haytonism mug.Gaynism is a new political ideology about a society with only members of the LGBTQ-community. Gaynism also includes the revolution and the development of the gays and the environment without the straight male species. Gaynism could be described as the most modern and peaceful ideology that want a world without any heterosexuals, or rather straight men.
Someone: "Omg i just want a world full of peace!"
Gaynism member: "Just join and think like in the Gaynism"
Someone: "omg purr slay queen".
Gaynism member: "Just join and think like in the Gaynism"
Someone: "omg purr slay queen".
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