gaytonism 

a cuck old from brasil who fell in love with a girl from call center.but she luvs another man not him

gaytonism of cuckold life

gaytonism by Xyzboy September 19, 2023

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

Gaynism 

Gaynism is a new political ideology about a society with only members of the LGBTQ-community. Gaynism also includes the revolution and the development of the gays and the environment without the straight male species. Gaynism could be described as the most modern and peaceful ideology that want a world without any heterosexuals, or rather straight men.

Someone: "Omg i just want a world full of peace!"
Gaynism member: "Just join and think like in the Gaynism"
Someone: "omg purr slay queen".

Gaynism by 123yourmomishot February 7, 2023

gaytonic 

A platonic relationship between two people of the same sex.

After divorcing their husbands, Betty and Sue began a gaytonic relationship.

gaytonic by betsycoug May 19, 2009

gaytism 

Someone who has gay and autism

My friend Chris has gaytism because he’s talking to so many dudes and acts dumb around them

gaytism by Fireguy47 June 8, 2018