Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

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Neo-Gastonism • Neo-Gastonist • Neo pets • Neo-Hippie • Neo-Boomer • neo-punk • Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie • neo marxist • neo nerd • Neo Nigger

Neo-Gastonist

Fascist zoomers who have irritable bowel syndrome.

Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.

Neo-Gastonist by Trevor006 January 4, 2022

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Neo-Gastonist

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).

Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.

Neo-Gastonist by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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