Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

Fascist zoomers who have irritable bowel syndrome.

Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.

Neo-Gastonist by Trevor006 January 4, 2022

Neo-Gastonist 

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).

Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.

Neo-Gastonist by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023