an expression used to comment on the stupid actions of someone. can be used with sarcasm or not, though uses of the word in honest relation to smart people are rare.
the reason dumbasses can find the geniusmobile is because it never goes anywhere. there are many people on it, but no one is smart enough to know that to leave for another place, someone needs to drive.
"Oh man, that John Smith is such a retard. He's like, fully riding the geniusmobile today. So impaired."
"I would never have thought of that! Geniusmobile!"
Extreme level is genius. Hard to achieve, nearly impossible, most only end hurting themselves attempting to reach it, occasionally even expulsion. In the rarecase though it is reached, the person reaching it is truely amazing and should be treated as such!
Coined by Kendall Morrow in the popular track "Life is a Stuggle" in his second beautifully reverbed chorus. Kendall Morrow got his start early in middle school, the song got so much negative press he had to convert to islam and change his name to Jordan
This word doesn't actually have a meaning. It's just some made up term some jerk uses while trolling newsgroups. Usually newsgroups devoted to late night talk shows. (Letterman, O'Brien, etc.)
The (lastest issue of 'Gentonist News') includes an interview with Paul Shafer and covers how he became interested in gentonism and the gentonist philosophy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.