gartonism

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Garooism

The religion, Garooism, is a holy religion. Only true believers of the Garoo can participate in Garooism.

I believe in Garooism

by MisterPragith January 9, 2019

Gatorism

The religion worshiping CHUBBS THE GATOR, a godly gator who created all the good shit in the world, and who's most recent incarnation exists on a golf course in Palmetto, FL (Buffalo Springs). Gatorists worship gators (especially Chubbs) and hate the motherfucking crocs and Steve Irwin (FUCK HIM). Our prayer is MO GATOR (below)

- Pope Ben Goldwyn

MO GATOR
100 year old
GATOR
I got CROCS calling a young GATOR phone
Where's Ali with the motherfucking dope? (GATOR, GATOR)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' GATOR (like a, huh, like a, huh)
I be ballin' like my GATOR CHUBBS (GATOR, bitch)
CHUBBS GATOR, I ain't a mo'fuckin' CROC (haha, hahahahaha
'Cause I got CROCS (so many fucking CROCS)
Callin' a young GATOR phone
Where's Ali with the (bitch with the) mo'fuckin' dope? (huh)
I be ballin' like a mo'fuckin' GATOR (like a mo'fuckin' GATOR)
I be ballin' like my GATOR CHUBBS (GATOR, GATOR)
CHUBBS GATOR got so many flows (I do it all)
Call me CROC how a GATOR IRWIN
Oh! Fuck! STEVE! IRWIN!
Young CHUBBS GATOR and I'm getting really rich (ching-ching)
See how I caught it 'cause I'm really with the shits (bang-bang)
See me in the streets and I be really with a (cling, cling), with a
Bad croc (bitch), gators straight rocking

Gators straight see me, when they see me, they be coppin' (what?)
I'm the best CROC HUNTER, GATOR, come and cop it

Young CHUBBS GATOR, I'm like the fuckin' Green IRWIN (FUCK IRWIN)
I got Crocs (hoes)
Calling a young GATOR phone, phone (bitch)
Where's Ali (gator) with the motherfucking dope?
(With the motherfucking dope)
Dope (with the motherfucking dope)
With the motherfucking dope (bitch)
With the dope (getting rich), with my bros (bitch, shit)
I fucked your CROC (shit)
And she ain't even let you know (she fucked up)
Damn, this GATOR nice, fuck is you talking about?
Gatorism

by gatorgod November 14, 2018

Gentonism

This word doesn't actually have a meaning. It's just some made up term some jerk uses while trolling newsgroups. Usually newsgroups devoted to late night talk shows. (Letterman, O'Brien, etc.)

The (lastest issue of 'Gentonist News') includes an interview with Paul Shafer and covers how he became interested in gentonism and the gentonist philosophy.

by Amazing Rando! December 19, 2004

gaytonism

a cuck old from brasil who fell in love with a girl from call center.but she luvs another man not him

gaytonism of cuckold life

by Xyzboy September 19, 2023