Fartwa

Pootist Holy War. So extreme, no one shall be left standing at the end of such carnage.

Mike the devout Pootist Monk called for a Fartwa to be carried out by all his followers.

Fartwa by John Wesley February 9, 2008

FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

FARTBASS by Fartbass April 4, 2008

Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

Fartacus by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

Fartass 

The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.

oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!

Fartass by spiderguy February 16, 2015

magna farta 

A contract between partners giving the other permission to fart freely. It is "signed" when the first one openly farts in front of the other.

When she let one rip as they got ready for bed, Fred knew that he could now fart whenever he pleased as she had signed the Magna Farta.

magna farta by Fartin' King John November 27, 2013

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartcan 

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

fartcan by Tommyt January 21, 2006