fartwash

the stinky wake surrounding someone's fart, in which the farter's unfortunate (or kinky) victim detects the smell; something like standing behind an airplane and detecting the wake of moving air, called prop wash

Don't follow right behind me now, or you'll end up in my fartwash.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

Fartash

An extremely rare and unique Persian name meaning honorable and graceful. You will be lucky to come across anyone with this name even once in your lifetime. This name most-likely belongs to someone of Iranian decent. Typical nicknames given to people with this name are Fart-ash, Farty, and Fartass. Despite the word fart being in the name, most people with this name are not highly flatulent. This name likely belongs to someone who is very intelligent, cool, and hilarious. You don't wanna mess with Fartash.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.

by Fmister April 17, 2011

Fart Wash

Along the order of a "Belch Wash", "Fart Wash" is the unpleasant odor product of flatulance in the proximity of another person who unknowingly and unavoidably walks through it, smells the sour contents of the belcher's lower intestines and has a negative reaction.

I had been thinking to myself; “Oh Lord! There’s something not right in me”. Between last night’s rich dinner of Halibut & Scotch, the three spicy Bloody Mary’s & beer backers that I drank at brunch with that huge omelet, bacon and hash browns, my ass is on fire. As we walked away from the table, I cautiously expelled a long silent searing hot fart; I still can not believe I did not shit myself! An unsuspecting family of eager diners walking to their seats passed right through my Fart Wash; their facial expressions were priceless. Probably lost their appetite! Nicely played sir!

by moleary70 September 1, 2011

FatWashington

Marijuana or a large well rolled joint in particular

Have you been smokin the fatwashington?

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 10, 2003

fartashia

Fartashia is a cute and very smart girl who is shy at times but really sweet. She might seem cold at first but once you get to know her, she'll be the sweetest and the most sensible person ever! She is very daring. If you challenge her, she will show you how to win it. Don't challenge her. She doesn't like to speak much, she listens and thinks more than talking. If you are friends with a Fartashia, you're lucky...don't lose her.

Friend 1: Hey Ariana, I wanted to tell you something.
Friend 2: Yeah what is it?
Friend 1: So about Fartashia, she doesn't talk to me at all, is she fine with you?
Friend 2: Yes, she is amazing with me and its just because you need to start a conversation with her...she is pretty shy and most probably wont start a conversation on her own.

by loveoinks December 6, 2022

fartashgen

I large portion of Methane gas caused by travellers eating vending machine foods from airports

Fartashgen levels rose to 150pcu during the Iceland volcanic eruption. And airports were closed due to methane gas leakage.

by buttonnz May 19, 2010

fartlash

The involuntary and violent rearward snapping of the head and neck when encountering a horrific smelling egg fart.

Dude 1: (lets huge, stinky fart) Ahhhhh, that felt good. Unfortunately the egg salad sandwich I ate for lunch is coming back to haunt me!

Dude 2: Upon entering same airspace as dude #1, head snapping backward in disgust, starts to cough and gag uncontrollably.

Dude 1: Ohhh, sorry for the fartlash, bro!

by chickeneffer June 21, 2012