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Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.
I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich
by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 08, 2004
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Verb. To use a stock image as your profile picture on social media. The image could be related to one of your interests, your job, etc., or just be a funny picture.
"Did you see that image Jared used to stock? Hilarious."
by comehomeamerica February 09, 2017
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The area of a mans body, that is halfway between the stomach and the cock.
If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’m going to kick you in the stock
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A girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; A date-worthy female, or one you want to fuck.
Some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

I want to get some stock this weekend.

We've been pulling stock so hard this week.
by Dr. DHatcher September 08, 2010
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perfection in a glass. Or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection
damn, I can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. He's super stock
by ediss May 19, 2004
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