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A member of the audience who spoils the performance at a classical music concert by breaking wind during a quiet passage.

Some fartwangler totally ruined Götterdämmerung LAST NIGHT.

fartwangler by The Melkur September 6, 2026

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fartwangler

A member of the audience who spoils the performance at a classical music concert by breaking wind during a quiet passage.

Some fartwangler totally ruined Götterdämmerung last night

fartwangler by The Melkur September 6, 2026

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Fartbanger

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

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fangwangler

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

fangwangler by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

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fartwagner

Something so remotely stupid or insugnifigant (sic i know shut up) that no word can describe it. A total dumbass or retard.

Damn the test was such a damn piece of fartwagner.
All St. Marks kids are classified by the spieces of fartwagner.
Man your kid went to St. Marks? What a fartwag!

fartwagner by Charles Ball July 10, 2006

Fartgargler

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY

I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .

Fartgargler by Davedale August 5, 2019

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fartwiggler

a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out

Jason is such a fartwiggler

fartwiggler by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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