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Fucking kidding me? lol You must be bored as hell.
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. It said, "You're an asshole".
-Demetri Martin
by You're an asshole May 06, 2008
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What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
The world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
by Cyberquad April 06, 2004
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A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003
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this.
Weird person: "When you look up 'dictionary' in the dictionary, it just says 'this'."
by hg3300 February 27, 2010
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A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.
by go123 December 22, 2010
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You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
by G-rett May 02, 2008
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