dictionary

this.

Weird person: "When you look up 'dictionary' in the dictionary, it just says 'this'."

by PheagleAdler February 28, 2010

dictionary

A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.

Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...

1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.

by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003

dictionary

Welcome to the Urban DICKtionary! Here you find lots of f*cked up sh*t that as*holes b*tches wrote and checked by the websites f*cked up people.

Urban Dictionary is a piece of sh*t.

by Slinky101 April 20, 2017

dictionary

A book without the word gullible in it...

Gullible Person 1: Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Gullible Person 2: Really? (Checks dictionary)
Gullible Person 2: Wow! It really isn't in the dictionary!
Gullible Person 1: Oh my God! Give me a look!

by NickDX November 09, 2007

dictionary

book that thinks its always right.......

lets go to the dictionary for help

by Addaline June 09, 2008

dictionary

"You're an ass hole" (Demetri Martin)

You're an asshole for looking up the word dictionary within a dictionary.

by estevan August 14, 2007

dictionary

>...:"What do you think you are looking at right now! What are you, some kind of smart-ass? Now log-off, get back to work and quit fooling around!!":...<

"In one of Mr. Webster's early editions of his dictionary, he defined "freedom" as: '...deviation from the norm!'"

by Carl J. Maltese April 23, 2007