fartwank

masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating

"Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank"

by stingrod May 26, 2006

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartwake

the smelly bubble of air surrounding someone who's farted

If we don't leave the table ASAP, we're gonna be stuck here sucking in Grandma's expanding fartwake.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

fartwalk

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

by jrapeface November 14, 2013

fartbank

Some1 hu cn fart on commandA real Kevin typical Kevin

Hes such a fartbank dude that guy can fart, hes such a Kevin

by Legend February 28, 2005

fartwinkle

the embodiment of human trash

Used after someones first name E.G: gabriel fartwinkle

by TrashSeeker September 19, 2021

Fartwalk

When a flight attendant is doing a security cabin check and or trash collection.

She did her fartwalk after she picked up the trash, flight attendants are pretty gassy.

Fart walk is when you’re walking and farting

by Millirock April 16, 2025