fartwank 

masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet defecating

"Hey fellas, I'm just going for a quick fartwank"

fartwank by stingrod May 26, 2006

fartbank 

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

fartbank by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartwake 

the smelly bubble of air surrounding someone who's farted

If we don't leave the table ASAP, we're gonna be stuck here sucking in Grandma's expanding fartwake.

fartwake by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

fartwalk 

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

fartwalk by jrapeface November 14, 2013

fartbank 

Some1 hu cn fart on commandA real Kevin typical Kevin

Hes such a fartbank dude that guy can fart, hes such a Kevin

fartbank by Legend February 28, 2005

fartwinkle 

the embodiment of human trash

Used after someones first name E.G: gabriel fartwinkle

fartwinkle by TrashSeeker September 19, 2021

Fartwalk 

When a flight attendant is doing a security cabin check and or trash collection.

She did her fartwalk after she picked up the trash, flight attendants are pretty gassy.

Fart walk is when you’re walking and farting

Fartwalk by Millirock April 16, 2025