(Computing) A flame-war on Usenet/BBSes/Forums/IRC/etc. between two or more people that neither party can win. Resembles a war between countries over whose deity is better.
Guy #1: Did you see that holy war between those two guys over which text editor is better?

Guy #2: Yeah, it's like the special olympics, man. Even if you "win", you're still retarded.
by xX_Spiidey_Xx February 11, 2010
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The 4th game of the long-running Fire Emblem series. Released in May 14, 1996 for the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES), It is a game that bought many innovations, some of which are still being present in modern Fire Emblem games. It is also a game that many Fire Emblem fans want to be remade. Stars Sigurd and his son, Seliph. It happens to a prequel: Thracia 776.
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is the best and most unique Fire Emblem game ever made.
by CreatorOfLight September 18, 2020
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when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.
my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.
by the poopy banana May 11, 2009
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The 4th game of the long-running Fire Emblem series. Released in May 14, 1996 for the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES).
It actually has two parts. the first part stars Sigurd crusading across Jugdral to save his childhood friend, Edain. The second parts stars his son, Seliph as he finishes his father work off and ultimately literating Jugdral from the Grannvale Empire.
Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is the most unique Fire Emblem game ever made!
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I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.
Eh fuck that you finish the story.
by Arm November 20, 2004
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This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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