fartache
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!
Susie: Oh are you okay?
Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
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fartchery
fartchery by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008
Related Words
Fart Ache • Fartcheeks • Farache • fartaceous • Fartachios • fartachoo • fartchelorette • fartchery • Mongolian Fartchery • fart cheese
Fart Ache
*Fart* "oh shit man i got a fat fart ache" (Sore head)
"oh man that stinks your gonna give me fart ache"
"oh man that stinks your gonna give me fart ache"
Fart Ache by John Payne April 12, 2008
Mongolian Fartchery
A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
Mongolian Fartchery by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011
Fartcheeks
1)In reference to someones ass/buttocks/buttcheeks.
2)In reference to an ass that posesses a pungent odor.
2)In reference to an ass that posesses a pungent odor.
1)I'm going to stick it right in her fartcheeks.
2)Damn,you need to go wash those smelly fartcheeks.
2)Damn,you need to go wash those smelly fartcheeks.
Fartcheeks by Le`on Diego April 27, 2003
fartaceous
fartaceous by slow March 8, 2005
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