fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

fartchery 

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

fartchery by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Fart Ache 

Whenever you fart and get a head ache from the fumes from your
but hole.

*Fart* "oh shit man i got a fat fart ache" (Sore head)
"oh man that stinks your gonna give me fart ache"

Fart Ache by John Payne April 12, 2008

fartachoo 

Is when you sneeze and fart at the same time

My allergies are so bad that I almost crapped my pants when I fartachooed!

fartachoo by Duke4Real December 11, 2013

Mongolian Fartchery 

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

Mongolian Fartchery by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Fartcheeks 

1)In reference to someones ass/buttocks/buttcheeks.
2)In reference to an ass that posesses a pungent odor.

1)I'm going to stick it right in her fartcheeks.
2)Damn,you need to go wash those smelly fartcheeks.

Fartcheeks by Le`on Diego April 27, 2003

fartaceous 

proud, pompous, above the common "lot"

John's such a fartaceous asshole

fartaceous by slow March 8, 2005