fartwagner 

Something so remotely stupid or insugnifigant (sic i know shut up) that no word can describe it. A total dumbass or retard.

Damn the test was such a damn piece of fartwagner.
All St. Marks kids are classified by the spieces of fartwagner.
Man your kid went to St. Marks? What a fartwag!

fartwagner by Charles Ball July 10, 2006

Fartbanger 

A fartbanger is defined as a 4 cylinder (4 banger) front wheel drive car equipped with an oversized muffler. It literally sounds as if someone is farting in an empty beer can. Typically these vehicles are driven by inexperienced drivers who derive thier skills and value set from playing Grand Theft Auto and watching Fast & Furious.

In example, any older model front wheel drive car is a perfect candidate to become a Fartbanger. Just hacksaw off the factory exhaust, slap on a crappy piece of junk megaphone type muffler and viola... You have a Fartbanger. Oh, don't forget to add a really dumb looking spoiler and maybe some stickers too.

Fartbanger by Jason L71 December 9, 2007

Fatwagger 

Basically a person who waggs school for the sake of eating, going out to eat, and feeding their needs.

You are such a fatwagger you bailed out on maths for cupcakes!

Fatwagger by Jia loves you! August 20, 2009

Fartbagger 

A.) A person who farts in a bag.

B.) A word to say and annoy your teachers

Aye yo fartbagger.

Suckin fartbagger, always talkin’ about their honda

Fartbagger by Shrek21 March 20, 2021