1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.

2. Something that qualifies as awesome.

3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.
1 and 2.
Me: "I found 50 bucks on the street! Let's go get wasted!!"
You: "Awesomeness!!"

3.
You: "I'm so happy to be going with my family on vacation, where I can't party..."
Me: "Awesomeness..." *rolleyes*
by KaTe... December 25, 2004
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1. The quality of being awesome.

2. Barney Stinson´s from How I Met Your Mother definition
1. job interviewer: " what´s your best quality?"

me: "Awesomeness!!"

2. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
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1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things
Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...
by Eric May 17, 2004
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A word that describes something that is really cool or brilliant. It is used to describe something that is better than awesome.
Girl: I just got my driving license
Boy: Awesomeness!
by HyperEnergizerBunny May 27, 2009
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This word is kind of hard to describe.

It means something beyond awesome, or describing an event that was and/or is awesome.
Soulja Boy just died today!!!

Awesomeness!

Me : Yesterday, I had a dream that Beyonce, Rihanna, and Leona Lewis had a crazy threesome!

AWESOMENESS!
by metallkidd93 March 11, 2008
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"Girl, you don't understand, he was SO fine, and he is SO mine!"
"Awesomeness"
by ashley February 29, 2004
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-really cool or awesome
-a word for better than awesome
that movie was awesomeness. that picture is awesomeness
by nancy baby August 16, 2008
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