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1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.

2. Something that qualifies as awesome.

3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.
1 and 2.
Me: "I found 50 bucks on the street! Let's go get wasted!!"
You: "Awesomeness!!"

You: "I'm so happy to be going with my family on vacation, where I can't party..."
Me: "Awesomeness..." *rolleyes*
by KaTe... December 25, 2004
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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1. The quality of being awesome.

2. Barney StinsonΒ΄s from How I Met Your Mother definition
1. job interviewer: " whatΒ΄s your best quality?"

me: "Awesomeness!!"

2. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
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When two extremely compatible people date and constantly come up with fun stuff to do.
When Michael and Marisela got together it was pure awesomeness.
by MichaelApproved March 14, 2011
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Quite simply Joe Anglin, To Act, Do or Be Mistaken for Joe Anglin, To Achieve Greatness Beyond That of a Plain Ole Human. To Be (JoeLike)
Awesomeness is to defy the natural laws pertaining to plain ole humans and rise to (Joe)status. To be Joe Anglin or be like Joe Anglin.
by mr awsomeness79 March 21, 2010
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1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things
Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...
by Eric May 16, 2004
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A word that describes something that is really cool or brilliant. It is used to describe something that is better than awesome.
Girl: I just got my driving license
Boy: Awesomeness!
by HyperEnergizerBunny May 27, 2009
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