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1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.

2. Something that qualifies as awesome.

3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.
1 and 2.
Me: "I found 50 bucks on the street! Let's go get wasted!!"
You: "Awesomeness!!"

3.
You: "I'm so happy to be going with my family on vacation, where I can't party..."
Me: "Awesomeness..." *rolleyes*
by KaTe... December 25, 2004
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1. The quality of being awesome.

2. Barney StinsonΒ΄s from How I Met Your Mother definition
1. job interviewer: " whatΒ΄s your best quality?"

me: "Awesomeness!!"

2. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009
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Quite simply Joe Anglin, To Act, Do or Be Mistaken for Joe Anglin, To Achieve Greatness Beyond That of a Plain Ole Human. To Be (JoeLike)
Awesomeness is to defy the natural laws pertaining to plain ole humans and rise to (Joe)status. To be Joe Anglin or be like Joe Anglin.
by mr awsomeness79 March 21, 2010
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1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things
Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...
by Eric May 16, 2004
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This word is kind of hard to describe.

It means something beyond awesome, or describing an event that was and/or is awesome.
Soulja Boy just died today!!!

Awesomeness!

Me : Yesterday, I had a dream that Beyonce, Rihanna, and Leona Lewis had a crazy threesome!

AWESOMENESS!
by metallkidd93 March 10, 2008
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