Dorket
Dorket by Your mommy yo March 31, 2009
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Dorkelfie
Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
dorkenstenian
dorkenstenian by Bob882 October 1, 2004
dorkitude
My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?
or
I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
or
I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
dorkitude by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008
Docket Sheet
Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1
"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."
Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018
Ex. 2
"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021
Ex. 3
Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!
Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?
Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!
Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.
Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!
Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."
Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018
Ex. 2
"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021
Ex. 3
Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!
Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?
Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!
Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.
Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!
Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
Docket Sheet by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021
Playing cricket for Dorset
An expression referring to teenagers engaging in a practice session in the grounds of the Broadstone Cricket Club after close of play.
Playing cricket for Dorset by Fiona BR November 17, 2022
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