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Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
Words you can keep
Drunk + Selfie = Drelfie

A selfie (usually photographed some sort of mobile device) taken in a state of alcohol induced intoxication.

Drelfie can be solo shots, but the best ones are of groups.
"Yo, I woke up Sunday morning with the biggest hangover and had tons of drelfies on my phone."

"Oh my god, I'm so drunk and want to remember this night. Let's take drelfies."
Drelfie by communist-kangaroo March 17, 2014
Related Words

dorkified 

A name for a person, who has any unwanted quality, or bad qualities. Like
exhibiting the qualities of being boring, acting unintelligent or being unintelligent, being strange, acting inappropriate, being odious, being EGOTISTICAL, eating too much and being Overweight and revolting looking, obsessed about unimportant things, being very difficult, being cruel to others for no reason, showing the trait of being greedy, unattractive and a cunt.
1. Dude that girl from Isketch, she is a total dorkified.

2. She is a dorkified, no doubt about it man.
dorkified by Guardian Glass July 4, 2008

dorkified 

When someone starts dressing like a total dork, after years of doing the opposite.
Have you seen John Mayer lately? The guy totally dorkified himself! He used to dress cool, but now he looks like a total dork!
dorkified by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2014

donkeyfied

something that has happened that is fucking foolish
that nigga told the teacher to shut up;that was donkeyfied!
donkeyfied by Anonymous January 15, 2003

Dorkified 

What happens when you're certified, and super dorky.
If you think you belong in this room with us, you have to show how dorkified you are.
Dorkified by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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