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Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.
After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.
takeout by CK November 6, 2004

takeout queen

An annoying transsexual male who enjoys "taking-out" or exposing her penis, often with pompousness and pretentiousness.
That takeout queen posted another irritating video of her substandard cock.
takeout queen by J dub deuces January 19, 2017

takeout and makeout 

Me: Tyler and I got in a huge fight, but it's better because we had takeout and makeout last night.
LeQ: takeout and make out? Nice. I'm using that.
takeout and makeout by Sublimely August 22, 2016

Takeout Exile

When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.
Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."
Takeout Exile by The-Olas February 4, 2024

tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house
Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015