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food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

takeout by cockspank June 29, 2003

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takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

takeout by CK November 6, 2004

Related Words

takeout • Takeoutfit • takeout and makeout • Takeout Exile • takeout queen • takeoutable • Takeouted • Chinese Takeout • Get Takeout • french takeout

takeout queen

An annoying transsexual male who enjoys "taking-out" or exposing her penis, often with pompousness and pretentiousness.

That takeout queen posted another irritating video of her substandard cock.

takeout queen by J dub deuces January 19, 2017

takeout and makeout

Ordering Chinese food and making out all night.

Me: Tyler and I got in a huge fight, but it's better because we had takeout and makeout last night.
LeQ: takeout and make out? Nice. I'm using that.

takeout and makeout by Sublimely August 22, 2016

Takeout Exile

When you are waiting for family/friends to come home for dinner then they tell you they've had takeout and not asked if you wanted anything.

Joe - "So sorry, it was a spur-of-the-moment decision, fancied a Chinese and went out for food"
Jane - "We didn't think"
Joe - "You've turned Nick into a takeout exile.."

Takeout Exile by The-Olas February 4, 2024

tinder takeout

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

tinder takeout by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026