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A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. A non-Sureño gang member that functions with the Southern Mexicans in the California or Federal prison systems. Although they are not street gang members, Residents can become llaveros in prison.
Ex. 1
“There are a lotta cats that just want to get in there and they roll with the homies. And they really don’t want to be a part of nuthin’. They ain’t from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards or checks or whatever. They just want to fly under the radar. They are just gonna be considered Resident South Siders.”
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020
Ex. 2
Villain: Odelay Camarada! I need to get at the homey Guero!
Chita: You mean that Resident from Bakers?
Villain: Resident or no Resident, that dude’s a legend! He smashed Savag3 Studi0s off the yard after he read his paperwork! Dana White offered him a UFC contract after that beat down!
Chita: Oh shit! I remember that! He left that no good rat's face burgundy! I guess them Residents can be silent assassins!
“There are a lotta cats that just want to get in there and they roll with the homies. And they really don’t want to be a part of nuthin’. They ain’t from no neighborhood. They might be in there for meth or crack, bogus credit cards or checks or whatever. They just want to fly under the radar. They are just gonna be considered Resident South Siders.”
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, September 16, 2020
Ex. 2
Villain: Odelay Camarada! I need to get at the homey Guero!
Chita: You mean that Resident from Bakers?
Villain: Resident or no Resident, that dude’s a legend! He smashed Savag3 Studi0s off the yard after he read his paperwork! Dana White offered him a UFC contract after that beat down!
Chita: Oh shit! I remember that! He left that no good rat's face burgundy! I guess them Residents can be silent assassins!
by ZXY&ABC September 20, 2020
Get the Residentmug. Acronym for the California Employment Development Department. EDD is the state agency that distributes unemployment benefits. Also, EDD is the name of a Nuke Bizzle song that celebrated defrauding the government for unemployment benefits. Mr. Bizzle (a/k/a Fontrell Baines) was federally indicted on fraud charges in October 2020.
Ex. 1
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
"I just got rich off uh EDD / I hit all that liquor cuz of EDD / And last night I was sellin' P / And I just woke up 300 Gs"
Nuke Bizzle f. Fat Wizza, "EDD," September 10, 2020
Ex. 2
Pone: Damn cuz! I just made 15 racks moving those yayo powder zips!
D-Rock: And there's a 50:50 chance you're gonna get caught up in some indictment. Them 15 Gs will be your first retainer with your lawyer.
Pone: You gotta a better hustle homey?
D-Rock: EDD fool! Just like the EDD song says, 'You sell cocaine / I just file a claim'
by ZXY&ABC January 2, 2021
Get the EDDmug. Ex. 1
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
Get the Laying a Demomug. A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!
Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?
OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?
OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
Get the Hard Candy Listmug. Ex. 1
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
Deputy 1 frantically speaks into the radio microphone.
Deputy 1: We're gonna need hostage negotiators, emotional support therapists, a Spanish language translator--
Deputy 2 grabs Deputy 1.
Deputy 2: --Don't forget the BIPOC community liaison and a LGBTQI+ navigator--
Sheriff Villareal, wearing a cowboy hat, arrives in a six-ton armored vehicle with a 14-foot battering ram. He exits the vehicle and leans in on Deputy 1.
Sheriff Villareal: We're gonna 10-22 that. The Sheriff is calling the shots now.
Ex. 2
Tobias: I can't believe they cancelled my TV show because of the 'Trudeau Incident' episode!
DaMarcus: You mean the one where you wore black face just like the Canadian Prime Minister?
Tobias: It was shoe polish! But they still 10-22'd me!
DaMarcus: Don't stress homey. Just reinvent yourself as a trans woman who self identifies as Native American and you'll get your own Netflix special in no time.
by ZXY&ABC October 31, 2022
Get the 10-22mug. Ex. 1
Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.
David Beckwith: Yep.
Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.
Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.
Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?
Beckwith: No I can't.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms.
State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.
Ex. 2
Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?
DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.
Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.
Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
Rick Escobar: You termed him, as you call it, Gimped Up.
David Beckwith: Yep.
Escobar: Tell the jury what Gimped Up means.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms as he testifies.
Beckwith: It means that he didn't move normal.
Escobar: Can you give them any better description than that?
Beckwith: No I can't.
Beckwith involuntarily spasms.
State v. Michael Keetley. Cross examination of State's witness David Beckwith. March 9, 2023.
Ex. 2
Damarcus: You see that fool D-Rock?
DaJuan: Uh huh. That cat be smokin' them bath salts. He's hella Gimped Up.
Damarcus mimes an involuntary spasm.
Damarcus: They be callin' him Spaz-Matic.
by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2023
Get the Gimped Upmug.