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CO Mission

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.
Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.
by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020
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Bakers

Ex. 1

"Rodolfo 'Cheyenne' Cadena was born on April 15, 1943 in Bakersfield, California. In 1959, he and fellow Bakers homeboy Richie Ruiz were convicted of stabbing a man to death outside a Bakersfield dance hall."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Cheyenne Cadena - A Mafia Legend' July 27, 2019

Ex. 2

Ice Pick: Remember the homey Jamie Osuna from Bakers?

Snuffy: Yeah bro! That dude was a savage!

Ice Pick: Was? He still is! He beheaded his cellie and made a necklace out of the dude's organs!

Snuffy: Oh shit! Damn! Them dudes from Bakers don't fuck around!
by ZXY&ABC May 7, 2020
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Big Homey

A senior prison gang member, typically incarcerated in the SHU, who calls the shots for the soldados on the streets. The Big Homey orders removals and receives a cut of profits from drug sales.
Mosquito: Damn! I just made 10 Gs flippin' those kilos of ice! I'm gonna get some blades for my Smart Car!

Lizard: Hey fool! Before you get them blades, you gotta pay the Big Homey his 25 percent cut!

Mosquito: Fuck him! What's he gonna do? Drop the soap again? He's in the SHU!

Lizard: Listen pandejo! Word travels fast to the SHU! Your name is probably already on the Bad News List!
by ZXY&ABC March 5, 2019
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Turtle

A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!

Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)

Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019
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Hard Candy List

A list of individuals in bad standing with the Aryan Brotherhood. Individuals on the Hard Candy List are subject to removal.
OG Beaver: That piece of shit Bart Simpson is on the Hard Candy List!

Shamrock: Whad he do, cuz?

OG Beaver: That muthafucka was tellin'! And he's gonna catch a pluggin'!
by ZXY&ABC February 27, 2019
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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement
Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022
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La Cliqua

Ex. 1

Q. Is the Mexican Mafia known by any other name?

A. Yes, ma'am.

Q. What is that name?

A. It's known as "La Eme," L-a, E-m-e; "La Cliqua"

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez during USA v. Alexis Jaimez and Monica Rodriguez, Sept. 12, 2018

Ex. 2

Ron Ron: Whud up homey! You paid up with the Big Homey?

Lil' Weasel: Who? Fuck that dude! I just got a new Corvette just like Huerito from Mo-Town!

Ron Ron: You're tax free from La Cliqua?

Lil' Weasel: Fuck 'em! Check it out I got some Dubs on the Vette!

Ron Ron: Man: Your ass is gonna get sent to Brazil!
by ZXY&ABC October 3, 2020
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