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dorkenstein 

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.
Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!
dorkenstein by bob882 July 5, 2004
Words you can keep

dorkenstein 

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.
The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

dorkenstenian 

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.
Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!
dorkenstenian by Bob882 October 1, 2004

Drakenstein 

A Dutch sentence referring to a typical below average woman who thinks she has the privilege to be in the room with you as an above average man. Mostly spotted with sharp clothes to show any curve for attention.

A typical ugly Becky would fit the description.
(1) Look at that drakenstein over there. She thinks she’s got it.

(2) Did you see that drakenstein? Yeah man. Not my cup of tea.

(3) Check die drakenstein dan. Ik sla over. Leuke tieten; meer niet.
Drakenstein by Draakdrake October 13, 2020

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.
Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"
Derpenstein by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

dankenstein 

The master kush of all kush, dank and buddha.Can only be grown indoors.
yo my dealer got the dankenstein and me and my homies were high for days, expensive shit tho, went for about 440/o.
dankenstein by Edm91 January 12, 2008

Dr. Dunkenstein 

And Dr. Dunkenstein throws one down with authority!
Dr. Dunkenstein by Kermit Sly December 31, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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