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A great place for peadophiles and child molesters
Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones ass. Otherwise you become someones Bitch
by Superdude December 29, 2004
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A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead run for elected office and make fortunes on Wall Street. Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.
"The vilest deeds like poison weeds
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."

Oscar Wilde
by nethcev! September 10, 2006
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One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
by Bubba June 19, 2003
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A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.
7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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A great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.
In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
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A free and effective way to increase anus size.
Jimmy wanted to have a larger anus for his partner so he decided to go to prison.
by Jimmy101010101 May 08, 2010
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The only place in America where buttrape is legal.
I heard an AB buttraped his prison bitch last night, the guards acted like they saw nothing.
by potato_in_my_anus August 17, 2013
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