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1. One who practices witchcraft (not neccasarily connected with Wicca).

It is also used to describe those who follow the Wiccan religion, and, in some instances, those who practice any type of magick (Goetic, Herbal, Enochian, etc).

2. A bitter or hateful women. Used in a deragatory sense. A hag, if you will.

3. A less insulting (if there is such a thing) form of call someone a bitch.
Salem, Massachusetts and many other places held several trials for those who were seen as "evil witches." As a result, many innocent people were killed.
by Shay'oul June 06, 2004
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Anyone whom we burn that wieghs the same as a duck. (Also made of wood)
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
by Population Tire September 20, 2005
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A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female
Look at that funky Witch, he's so cool, let's all become Witches and worship the Old Ones
by WitchBoy December 23, 2003
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A TV/comic series about 5 high school girls who get magical powers and save the world.

The acronym W.I.T.C.H. comes from the girls' first names: Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin.

It sounds horribly cliche, but it's actually pretty awesome.
Random chick 1: OHMIGOSH, I just watched like 14 episodes of W.I.T.C.H. today on Youtube. IT'S SOOOOO COOL.

Random chick 2: Oh please. Read the comics, I'm telling you, the TV series is horrid.
by SunnyJen June 26, 2011
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A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.
Player (pokes Witch): what's that?

Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!

(Player dies)

Palyer respawns: Shit!
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1) A member of the craft. One who does good deeds when and where they can, and understands the meaning of balance and Spirit.
2) Someone who does their studies ( Watching charmed doesn't make you a witch, that show has its facts mixed up)
3) Someone who does their best in this incarnate and the next.
4) Know's the rules and plays by them.
W:"Yeah I'm a witch"

NW:" thats hot"

W: "Yeah I know"
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A guy that has a boner, grabs his dick with both hands, and runs around acting like he's flying on a broom.
Guy: *sprints past a group of people with hands on his dick singing the witch theme from the Wizard of Oz"

Random girl: *screams* "LOOK A WITCH!"
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