donket

A donkey-like creature with freckles on it's face and nose and sharp, spiked horns on it's head to kill the dogs that they use for dinner

look at that creature!
oh yeah, it has horns and really cute freckles...must be a donket!
so it is! i've studied them for nine years now, i have a degree on them and everything

by ilovedonkets February 27, 2011

Circling the donkey

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.

Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022

to donkey-head someone

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head

To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)

by AyOxford January 20, 2014

Donkek

Idiot, fool or imbecile...

"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"

by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015

pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

by losr4lif January 17, 2011

Donkey Cheeks

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.

Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.

by TomCat321 November 13, 2018

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

by c.harris May 16, 2017