455 definitions by Brian

Emphasheema

A screwed up way of saying Emphasema... Originated by an Elmer Fudd look alike, Cowboy boot wearing, rifle shooting, Green Bay packer loving, Red Neck teacher from Zion Benton named Mr. Kaddatz

My Dayak has Emphasheema because it smoked too much.

by Brian January 29, 2004

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

f0

A tornado with LIGHT DAMAGE: Some damage to chimneys, TV antennas, roof shingles displaced. Small branches broken on trees.

That f-0 tornado caused minimum damage, thank god it wasn't much bigger, it was close to a large city.

by Brian February 28, 2004

f1

Fastes cars on the planet. either if your talkign about Formula one, or the idolized McLaren F1. Crotch rockets can go fast, but try pulling out of a powerslide at 200 MPH on a bike. or even try taking a hairpin turn on a race course on a superbike, while trying to keep pace with the F1.

Ferrari owns the F1 world

Dude! crotch rockets suck compared to the Mclaren f1

by Brian October 12, 2004

f1

A tornado with winds from 73-112 mph, cusing MODERATE DAMAGE: Roof decking removed, carports overturned, some trees uprooted, automobiles overturned. Unanchored homes sliding.

That f1 was fairly windy, it moved my car and caused slight hail damage

by Brian February 28, 2004

f2

Tornado that is rated: (strong) with winds from 113-157 mph, causing: CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE: Roofs blown off homes leaving strong walls standing. Sheds and other outbuildings demolished, unanchored mobile homes overturned, block structure walls collapsed, roofs peeled back. Small wood missiles observed.

f2! Exciting day, big enough to chase

by Brian February 28, 2004

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004