Dorked 

A negative corporate outcome of a failed M&A transaction.

This company has been dorked!

Dorked by idman June 21, 2009

dorked 

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

dorked by Joe February 21, 2004

dorked 

An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".

The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;

dorked by Bazumpus July 19, 2011

dorked 

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

dorked by Dewey July 13, 2004

dorked up 

another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.

Johnson, you are all dorked up!

dorked up by Francis Manley August 8, 2006

dorked out

saying something is dorky but just in another form of an adjective.

Dude, her shirt is so madd dorked out!

dorked out by *rOckAfA3r13* November 28, 2003

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015