Dorked

A negative corporate outcome of a failed M&A transaction.

This company has been dorked!

by idman June 21, 2009

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked

This computer is totally dorked.

by Joe February 21, 2004

dorked

An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".

The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;

by Bazumpus July 19, 2011

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

dorked up

another way of saying something is all fucked up, but with an added twist instead of a traditional penis this cock is hairy.

Johnson, you are all dorked up!

by Francis Manley August 8, 2006

dorked out

saying something is dorky but just in another form of an adjective.

Dude, her shirt is so madd dorked out!

by *rOckAfA3r13* November 28, 2003

Dorkelfie

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015