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A baldy midget dictator with a small cock
Sir, you believe you know it all when really you are something of a Dorsett
dorsett by Chunky February 17, 2005
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verb. To dorsett is to have sex with another man, not because you're gay, but because you feel the need to establish your dominant role as the alpha male.
Mike passed out after only five Nattys; I dorsetted his bitch ass so hard.
Usually black and a cool guy cuz all blacks are cool. Give good advice and literally doesn't give a shit, but he has good friends and he's also good with girls.
Did you see that guy with the Indian kid, must be a dorsett.
Dorsett by Rotted21 February 23, 2017
Usually black and a cool guy cuz all blacks are cool. He gives good advice and literally doesn't give a shit, but he has good friends and is a good friend.
You saw that guy hanging out with the Indian kid, yeah he's definitely a Dorsett.
Dorsett by Rotted22 February 23, 2017
A Number driven maniac who focuses on profit, often known to sell over 30 blades and double digit wheels casually on a Wednesday. Always takes care of the bopis and occasionally takes the techs to lunch on his own dime for the culture.
We were like 300k short of pace of our sales goal and then Dorsett got transferred to my store and we pulled it out of our ass the last 10 days of the month
Dorsett by SleepyBear41 August 6, 2023

Lobster Dorsett

Sooo on the up, a lobster tail has gotta have a Lobster Bisque treatment.
I don’t who the hell ‘thermidor’ was, but TD just changed the game with Lobster Dorsett.
Lobster Dorsett by noasweatt October 18, 2025

Shannay Williams-Dorsett 

A person who still wears hype and superstars in 2021.
OMG seen Shannay Williams-Dorsett's fit, fire bro
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